Alan Kwadwo Kyerematen: An unqualified Apprentice in Politics

I have restrained myself, albeit painfully, from commenting on Alan and the irritating aggression on the government of His Excellency Nana Addo Dankwa Akufo-Addo by way of irresponsible criticism, which is always welcome if it is constructive, though! If the negative picture he is trying to paint is an indirect smear campaign against the President, then it will not wash because he bears a major responsibility in whatever perception he willfully seeks to portray.

Being a loser is not because of the government or Akufo-Addo! Being a failure is largely due to an over-bloated ego that even a hot air balloon cannot compare to! You have tried to seize every minute afforded to slander the president in one way or the other. You have been a diplomat before, and a failed one at that too because you seem not to have learned anything from diplomacy except haughtiness and that poisonous smirk that you wear on your face mischievously; fake smile, let’s say!

What is in your DNA at all that you cannot come to terms with the fact that no one wants you anymore, and the last of the butterflies that were following you have finally fluttered away to land in the nest of Dr Bawumia. You claim that the President did not support you. Well, being a sitting President, he is not supposed to support anyone, and if he had any support for you at all, your constant barrage of insinuations and accusations would certainly have driven him away! Why do you suppose that it is okay for you to disparage him and expect favour from his office, private or official? That notwithstanding, he did everything possible to bring you back by pulling a few strings. Alas, you are constantly paying him an evil coin for his kindheartedness! εsε woara!

You can’t be serious at all if that is the consideration you were banking on. Besides, those camouflaged hyenas that have turned into mere butterflies cannot but have added to your woes. I remember when your sister passed away, may she find peace wherever she is, we all commiserated with you. Do you think we would have come if we had known then what we know about you now; that you are a pained loser, sore and sour in every direction you face?

Mr former trade minister, you ought to know that being the chairman of the commission on finance at the Presidency makes you carry a huge bail of blame for whatever woes you say we are facing. Ah, I heard you on television saying that you couldn’t have done anything because you had no powers, why is it then that you accepted to head the commission or whatever it is called? Was it for pomp, pleasantries, tea and biscuits plus per diem that you hopped on as if you were going to save the situation as a machoman in “nimadeε” (knowledge)?

I am sorry, but you failed here, too!

I have written many articles to advise you on issues like, for example, kicking out that despicable character, failed ex-MP, you had appointed as your spokesperson! Unfortunately, you did not heed. Then again, if you are willing to disparage the President and insult his government of which you were a part, then who am I to listen to? You know, sometimes, it is people you do not regard that give you the best counsel, even if it is in the form of writeups. By the way, who cares who you do or do not regard? Tweaaa!

You are really not smart, excuse me to say, and if you further this nonsense discourse of yours you will be zoomlioned into a political pit you can never clamber out of!

By Fadi Dabbousi