1. I don’t date women over 30: Let’s just get this out of the way first. I have my reasons, and they’re non-negotiable. Age isn’t just a number; it’s a vibe, an energy, and a lifestyle. Women over 30 bring a certain level of drama, headache, trauma, toxicity and nonsense I don’t have time for. If you’re over 30, no hard feelings—we’re just not on the same path.
2. Unless you’re giving me $1 million, I don’t want anything from you: Seriously, don’t bother. Anything below $1 million, I already have it or can get it myself. I’m not here to collect small favors or handouts. If you’re not coming with life-changing money, keep it moving. I’m not interested in crumbs when I’ve already got the bread—for stories to follow later.
3. I have 3 emergency credit cards and 3 overdraft accounts: These are my safety nets—my last line of defense. I don’t rely on anyone, not any woman, to bail me out or pay for anything. If you offer to pay for something, I’ll decline. If you try to emotionally blackmail me into accepting, I’ll shut it down immediately. I don’t have time for future stories.
4. I’m a minimalist—I don’t need anything in this life: I live in my sister’s house, and my lifestyle is streamlined to the point where I don’t have room for unnecessary stuff. If you buy me a gift, it’s going straight in the bin. There’s literally no space for it, and I don’t want clutter in my life. So save your money and your effort.
5. Where I stay is like a hotel—room service included: Bedsheets and duvets are changed daily, and there are plenty of spares. If you try to buy me a duvet, it’ll end up in the trash. You’ll figure that out quickly and won’t even bother. I don’t need material things, and I don’t want them.
6. I already have everything I need: Material possessions don’t impress me. I’ve simplified my life to the point where I’m content with what I have. If you’re thinking of buying me something to win me over, don’t waste your time. I’m not moved by gifts or gestures.
7. The only sin I might be guilty of is “hit and run”: Let’s keep it real—every man has done it, including your father and brothers. If your character isn’t up to par, I’m out. No matter what’s happened, I won’t stick around for drama, toxicity, or bad energy. Life’s too short for that.
8. As a man, don’t accept even a chewing gum from a woman: Not even if she’s Mother Teresa. Once you start accepting small favors, you’re opening the door to expectations, obligations, and emotional manipulation. Stay independent. Keep your dignity intact. If you wouldn’t be with me because I don’t accept your gifts or favours, it’s your loss—I will shout NEXT.
Life is simpler when you set clear boundaries and stick to them. I’ve avoided so many unnecessary issues by living by these principles. You don’t have to adopt my exact rules, but the mindset is what matters.
I sent BigGodwin a WhatsApp this morning saying; “You see why I tell you all to stay away from over 30s?.”
By Chris-Vincent-Agyapong