Real Facts about Women

A woman will block you, delete your phone number, tell you not to call her again, and then expect you to call her.

It is only WOMEN that can explain it better.

When you’re arguing with her, don’t bother exchanging WORDS with her because she’s not the one speaking; instead, LISTEN to her and let her continue VOMITING. And when she’s cool, EMBRACE her and tell her you love her.

A woman who truly loves you does not behave normally; at times, she behaves like an EVIL, but in a GOOD way; she will BLOCK you on WHATSAPP and FACEBOOK while using her FRIEND’S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT to see how you are HOLDING UP.

They may BREATHE FIRE and BRIMSTONE in front of you before bursting into tears in a corner. Their HEARTS are softer than a newborn baby’s feet. Unless you realise and understand that most WOMEN SPEAK IN OPPOSITE MEANINGS when they are MAD and ANGRY at you, you will continue to fall into the same trap of counting your exes.

A WOMAN who truly loves you will fight with you, sleep on the same bed with you, and give you SPACE for ten people in the middle, all while TURNING SLOWLY to see if you turned your back on her or faced her. When I hear men say they don’t understand women, I laugh. My brother, how can you understand someone who was CREATED while you were sleeping? Hell no.

What I’m trying to say is don’t act on ANGRY WOMEN’S WORDS. Most of the time, this GENDER does not truly mean what they say.

The truth is that WOMEN are wonderful creatures; they are like SALT; their presence may not be felt, but when they leave, everything loses flavour.  This GENDER will stand in front of a MIRROR just to CRY and see if she is crying beautifully.